1 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:29,133 Boarding for flight 052 ends. 2 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,255 Repeat. 3 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:36,652 The embarkation for flight 052 to Genoa has ended. 4 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,048 Leaving number 4. 5 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,660 Hello. 6 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:44,079 Escort department 7 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,569 for high-level prestigious personalities? 8 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:47,980 A a da ! 9 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,689 Where is this model famous for respecting confidentiality. 10 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:55,170 ... who should be at the airport at exactly 11 o'clock? 11 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:59,092 What the ? What do you mean he was detained? 12 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:04,050 I paid it in advance, it's mine! I'm sorry, but who am I talking to? 13 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,816 Giannelli police major? 14 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:21,893 And now where will I find another escort? 15 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:28,212 At night, they will look better, but during the day they make me sick. 16 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:34,499 Opre te-te! Lata-o ... Am g sit-o! 17 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:47,570 I went to Cortina I went to Monte Carlo, .. 18 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:51,608 ... I went to Portofino, what else do I have to do for you? 19 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,330 Come on, no! Prive te-ne n ochi. 20 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:58,459 Suntem fra ii t i: Costantino, Girello i Lombo. 21 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,508 At night, you are flesh of our flesh 22 00:02:00,509 --> 00:02:03,410 Blood from our blood ... Where were you going? 23 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:08,330 - n Rimini. - In Rimini? 24 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,850 In that place of perdition! 25 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,819 At night, I somehow serve coffee. 26 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,098 Rimini, Rimini! 27 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,649 In alphabetical order, with: Laura Antonelli, 28 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:28,449 Elvire Audray, 29 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,249 Eleanor Brilliadori, 30 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:34,049 Jerry drops 31 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,849 Serena Grandi, 32 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:39,649 Maurizio Michelli, 33 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:42,449 Livia Romano 34 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:47,295 And Andrea Roncato in the movie: 35 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:52,053 "RIMINI, RIMINI" 36 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:15,059 with the participation of Paolo Bonacelli 37 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,339 Scenarios: 38 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:27,851 Mario Amendola, Bruno Corbucci and Sergio Corbucci 39 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,740 Comedian, artist, animator. 40 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:54,576 The host ... is free ... 41 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,255 Catania ... We're from Catania. 42 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,491 And n regul ... Aufvidersen. 43 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:00,660 Goodbye! 44 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,373 Executive producer Francesco Casa i 45 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:07,330 Theater, big and small, if you want, clowns. 46 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:10,780 Theater actor. 47 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:14,455 Director - Sergio Corbucci 48 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,094 Please. 49 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:25,057 Comedian, private parties ... Guten Tag. 50 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,168 Bun�. 51 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:33,170 Please, mul umesc i pe cur nd. 52 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,978 Don't you sell half a portion? 53 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,892 Uit -i acolo. Prive te, Liliana. 54 00:04:57,060 --> 00:05:01,338 These great athletes who just pretend to play ball. 55 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,616 ... but they're thinking of something completely different. 56 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:07,730 ... I think the raw material is us. 57 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,297 Yes ? And what do they contribute? With the labor force? 58 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:14,938 We women are polygamous, in my opinion. 59 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,974 And our erotic potential is greater than that of men. 60 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:21,415 He talked about it until Moravia in Panorama. 61 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:25,732 As your Moravian would say, does that mean I should always be prepared? 62 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,972 "I'm leaving with my first comer right here on the beach." 63 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:32,968 Not ! With the first one I like. 64 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,492 Liliana, you have had an unbelieving husband for 12 years. 65 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:39,049 ... And now you have to have fun too, no. 66 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,256 I know what you want. 67 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:44,652 Simona, it's not that easy ... It's easier in theory than in practice. 68 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:47,334 And as you well know, I've never done that before. 69 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:52,096 It's not difficult at all ... Aren't you here for that? 70 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,061 And if you can't do it for yourself, 71 00:05:55,062 --> 00:05:57,298 do it especially for your idiot ex-wife! 72 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,691 Take revenge on him! Look who's coming ... Max. 73 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:04,895 If he quotes from Prevert, then he likes you. 74 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,254 Max ! 75 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:10,619 I understand you're talking about all sorts of ugly things, admit it! 76 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:14,978 No, no, I just warned her about your poetic arousal. 77 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:19,816 As Prevert says: poetry has not killed any woman yet! 78 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,289 Yes, but how many left pregnant! 79 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:25,657 - Allow me to introduce Liliana. - Maximilian Ponchielli. 80 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,175 - nc ntat . - For friends - Max! 81 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:31,252 - Liliana Corsi. - Liliana, what a beautiful name! 82 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:34,537 Liliana, what is the melody, listen? Li-li-a-na! 83 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,659 It suits you very well ... But how come I haven't seen you before? 84 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:41,288 - I only arrived last night. - Yes, he is my guest ... 85 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:44,850 Liliana came here to Rimini to have some fun. 86 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:48,371 - "Simone, we have to take a bath." - Yes, let's go. 87 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,970 There is nothing better than swimming if you want to swim! 88 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:56,253 I'd love to be with you, but I just ate. 89 00:06:56,420 --> 00:07:01,494 Liliana, can I call you and invite you for a walk? 90 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,412 O promenad ... Te deranjeaz 91 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:05,377 Agree ! Bye ! 92 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:11,168 I'm sorry ... I'm sorry I ruined your castle. 93 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:14,298 At his age I was no longer building sand castles ... 94 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,212 - Isn't that right, Pio? - Yes mom. 95 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:18,735 Stop arguing with him, he's still a child! 96 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,015 Yes love ! 97 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:23,178 - Do you want to go hang out with us? - No, I'm not in the mood. 98 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:26,580 RIMINI 99 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,410 V� rug�m: aten�ie. 100 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,696 Udine train i Trieste, .. 101 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:41,216 ... which was to arrive at 9.25 pm, .. 102 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,655 ... 15 minutes late. 103 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,577 Welcome, Mr. Praetor ... Has the holiday already begun? 104 00:07:56,740 --> 00:08:02,019 Yes ... give me a Republic, please ... In Udine, I have already confiscated these publications! 105 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,256 They are obscene and outrageous! 106 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:07,890 Take them off the counter or I'll order their kiosk to close! 107 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,576 But if only these are for sale, what can I do! 108 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:11,516 �tiu... 109 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:15,539 But you still illegally sell obscene images to masturbators! 110 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,578 P streaz - i The Republic ... Taxi! 111 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:20,139 - Free ? - Yes. 112 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,509 How long do you want to take me to the Karim Hotel? 113 00:08:23,521 --> 00:08:26,170 Is far ! 20 thousand without tax. 114 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,693 Without a tax collector. 115 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:32,139 I am a praetor and you want to make me an accomplice to a crime. 116 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,336 If you have a tax collector, use the tax collector! 117 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,014 Get my suitcase ... and hurry up, please. 118 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:42,137 Faster ! Where are you? 119 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:44,975 Let's go ... How many kilometers should it be? 120 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:49,059 Hello Hello ! Yes, it has arrived. 121 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:55,009 Hotel "Karim" 122 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,252 Here ... How much do I owe? 123 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:06,777 - 34 thousand. - What do you mean, 34,000? 124 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:09,329 That's what the tax collector looks like ... You didn't want her. 125 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:14,256 Mr. Praetor, punctually always. 126 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:17,249 - Francis ! - Bun ziua, Mrs. Lidia. 127 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:20,378 - How was the trip? - Francesco, get the suitcases. 128 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:21,575 Dezgust�toare ! 129 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:25,699 Trains are always late, I even wrote a letter to the Evening Courier. 130 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,596 - Do I have the same room, the same benefits? - Yes ! 131 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,736 Same service? The same beach? Same price? 132 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:33,813 As for the price ... the price is the same! 133 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,937 "Please, Praetor." - Thank you. 134 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,325 Sit at your usual table, please. 135 00:09:39,326 --> 00:09:40,337 Hello everyone. 136 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,378 Our dear Mr. Praetor. 137 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,810 Dear Feruzzi, have you decided to commit suicide? 138 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:46,810 Why ? 139 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,289 Because of the salt! This is the new killer of the table! 140 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,650 And besides, you have an unbalanced diet. Look here. 141 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:52,636 This is white rice! 142 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,457 Exact... Adic� carbohidra�i. 143 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:57,220 With associated meat proteins you will eat them later ... 144 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,137 ... you get an explosive mix. 145 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:02,770 My warning to you this is ... Happy Holidays. 146 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,916 - I hope I survive. - There is no hope. 147 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,578 How are you ? God. 148 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,657 I read about your last case. 149 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:12,210 You almost blew up that scandal, that theater ... 150 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,380 Theater? 151 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:17,294 A disgusting cabaret in which he was stripping a poor stripper. 152 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,820 I don't even remember her name, I think her name is Ramona. 153 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:23,091 I don't think you were a little too harsh 154 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,635 No, dear Marchetti, and you were a judge, 155 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,816 you have to understand this perfectly. 156 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:31,973 The number executed by that ... young lady, it was disgusting. 157 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:34,171 What exactly was he doing? Have you seen her? 158 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,854 No ... But I sent the Carabinieri there. 159 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,011 From their report, I found out. 160 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:43,537 ... that poor gentleman ends his performance with ... 161 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:50,128 ... Putting a bottle in his pocket ... Well ... I think you know very well where. 162 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,854 How come I didn't understand? 163 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:55,372 - ... cncerca io, doamn . "But, praetor!" 164 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,856 No, you misunderstood, I'm sorry. 165 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,247 Hello, you are a servant 166 00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:04,851 Filipino, I understand ... Then listen to me. 167 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,416 You have to tell Engineer Pederchini, .. 168 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:13,098 ... that Gianni Bozzi, Dr. Gianni Bozzi, arrived at the Grand Hotel in Rimini. 169 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,260 Very well ! 170 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,292 With your wife ... This is very important, don't forget. 171 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:20,048 Well. 172 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:27,016 - How do I look? - You look like Nosferatu's mistress! 173 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,250 Come on, get this sarcophagus out of you! 174 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,378 You yourself have told me that I must not draw attention. 175 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,389 Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed 176 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:36,055 only if you are part of the Adams family. 177 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,815 Italians are leaders in the fashion world, and do you dress like that? 178 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,448 Let's choose something more colorful. 179 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,578 Domni oar ! Show a branded item. 180 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:53,898 I found her! This ... In my opinion, that's what I need. 181 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:57,939 It's not beautiful at all ... This is a kind of bag, a hood ... 182 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:01,177 - A sucker. - What kind of jargon is that? 183 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,196 This is a modern, youthful expression and you have to modernize. 184 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:08,691 Gentlemen, help us, because here, as far as I can see, we don't fit our tastes! 185 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,294 Va rug s -i i rendrepta ip rul .. 186 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,179 ... it looks like he came on a moped. 187 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,534 This co mar. 188 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,214 Hello ? 189 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:27,534 Bun Uchcha, sunt so iorul t u ... Bun drag . 190 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:32,214 Listen, we're already here and I'll see you soon. 191 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,534 Don't you believe me? 192 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:39,454 This time, you see that I will solve it with the tiny Ferrari. 193 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:44,654 What the ? Have you already ordered Testarossa? 194 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:49,489 And if you didn't trust me, what would you do, buy Michele Alboreto? 195 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:53,209 Uchcha, I think ... Are you nervous right now? 196 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:58,056 No, I'm angry because you're always an irresponsible fool. 197 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,975 Stop, Uchcha! Go to hell, you and Alboreto. 198 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,891 Night, night, it's been an hour. Wake up 199 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:39,932 I want to die, to die ... I would always like to sleep like that. 200 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:46,294 "Now I've even brought you a musician!" - Listen to the song well. 201 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,615 What was that ? 202 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,613 Tell Girello, does your stomach hurt? 203 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,372 It was from the escalope. 204 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:59,931 When a woman, moreover, a sister, does not digest the escalope, .. 205 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,092 ... it means something is missing. 206 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:08,414 Gustavo, Gustavo, ia-m la tine! 207 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,299 There is no point ! 208 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:15,532 Gustavo ia l sat o dorin ne mplinit . 209 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,173 An irreplaceable vacuum. 210 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,776 Come on, stop playing this violin ... Can't you really see that he doesn't like it? 211 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,009 Le�i afar�. 212 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:25,058 - Do you want anything else? - Get out! 213 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,458 - Loin? Walker? - Spune, Costa i? 214 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:36,172 We as her brothers must fill this void. 215 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:40,938 Our night has to laugh again ... Whatever it costs us. 216 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:45,969 Gustavo, Gustavo, I want Gustavo, I want to die, to die. 217 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:36,372 Whose car is this? Indoor parking is prohibited. 218 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,334 Where is the owner? 219 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,257 It's a rabbit trap. 220 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,694 You have to be careful, there are many traps in the forest. 221 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,936 - Is this your car? - So why ? 222 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:04,690 Move it immediately ... Parking is prohibited. 223 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,533 I can't, I'm sunbathing naked in the sun. 224 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,378 �ncalci decent�. 225 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:17,093 Get down right now, in the name of the law, and help me out of here. 226 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,814 She ordered! 227 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,650 Hold on, pull this rope. 228 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,329 - You didn't hit, did you? - Do you still ask ... 229 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,490 I didn't feel anything ... Almost nothing. 230 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,409 - Do you want me to come down? - What the ? 231 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,972 No, it can't be ... Cat, cat. 232 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,814 My mother ! 233 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,456 Get closer, so don't move. 234 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:21,174 Yes, yes, come back. 235 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,128 Ready. 236 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,393 Look, this is Conan ... The bodybuilder ... 237 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,779 The coolest body in the whole Adriatic. 238 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,948 He is desperately trying to learn how to surf, 239 00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:35,219 but it is unlikely to succeed. 240 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:38,374 What a wonderful opportunity. 241 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:44,019 - "C come from here?" - S 242 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,898 - Why ? - Come on, jump once! 243 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,739 - Here ? - Yes. 244 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,732 What are you doing ? You will enter it directly! 245 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,731 Leave it to me. 246 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,129 Oh no... 247 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,819 What happened to you? 248 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,596 This is my girlfriend ! Help her, quickly, help me friend. 249 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:12,612 - Da. - "Mamma Mia, c�t de ud� e�ti !" 250 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,610 le�i afar� ! 251 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,613 Foot, kick, poor you ... 252 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,975 - Does it hurt ? - Yes, yes, a little. 253 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,212 It's all my fault ... Sorry, Liliana! 254 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,326 So you're famous Liliana? 255 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:27,171 Remember, I just told you about her? 256 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,333 Yes ? Have you already talked about me? Very well. 257 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,409 Ready. 258 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,652 After that, he regains consciousness immediately! 259 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,898 Who? Who is ? 260 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:54,052 Come in, please ... Where am I? Where am I ? 261 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,659 �n K.G.B. 262 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,179 "Spies?" - Not ! 263 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,457 The KGB is the Regional State Hospital. 264 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,258 You are at the local hospital! 265 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:05,537 - Not a hospital? - Yes ... you've been here for two hours ... 266 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,897 You came in shock. What happened to you? 267 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,809 - Who is ? - No, no, she's a nurse. 268 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,891 "Yours?" - No, monks. 269 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,131 "From Monza?" - No, from All Saints. 270 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,779 Go, sister, go. 271 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:21,012 Are you telling me, are you telling me? What happened to him? 272 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,648 - What is it ? - Nothing ... So what happened? 273 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,299 - Which ? - ie. 274 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:29,339 With me ? I'm ashamed. 275 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:33,011 "Come on, have courage!" - I was there. 276 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,619 - Where? - np dure. 277 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:38,568 - n dure ! - Gives... 278 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,089 Do you know what a forest is like? 279 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,453 But ... just when I was there, fluff! 280 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,180 A ray of sunshine surprised me, and I ... 281 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,649 - The sun in the forest? - I fell. 282 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,539 - Dar was a con of umbr , plague! - A con de umbr ! 283 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,706 With de umbr ! 284 00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:56,773 This is typical of Romagna, isn't it? 285 00:19:57,140 --> 00:20:00,052 These shadow cones are very dangerous. 286 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,131 "You're kidding!" - Not. 287 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,814 I read in your documents, and I know you are a priest. 288 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,811 ... well, you have to tell me the truth! 289 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,210 So, tell me what happened to you! 290 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,496 - I ... can I sit down? - Of course. 291 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,736 Thanks ... Doctor, I'll tell you the truth. 292 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,693 I have, I have not had any insolation 293 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,569 I fainted because I had a vision. 294 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:32,494 An alien, isn't it! An encounter with an alien? 295 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:36,494 - How was it? - It was very beautiful! 296 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,375 "Have you seen him from afar?" - No no ! 297 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:46,696 It was very close, right here, face to face, right in front of me. 298 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:51,769 - And what does it look like? - She looks like a cat! 299 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,974 "Siamese or Persian?" - No, it was! 300 00:20:56,300 --> 00:21:02,330 - I'm sorry, wavy, a black cat. - A black cat with licked hair? 301 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:07,491 "Did he look human?" - "No! He had no eyes!" 302 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:11,489 Black, black, without eyes? I don't understand. 303 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:18,013 Sorry, I'm still very upset. 304 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:21,490 Sorry to be honest, this is the word "cat". 305 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,493 ... but I should still tell you everything. 306 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,571 Can I appeal to your ethics? 307 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,379 Speak to me, as if you were talking to your priest! 308 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,371 So, this cat! 309 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:39,811 ... she was not an independent being, but an accessory to a naked woman. 310 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,256 - Goal ? - Complete goal ... 311 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:46,095 And this cat! Creat ! P r! 312 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:47,615 Scuza�i-m�. 313 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:54,215 I saw her and then fainted suddenly. 314 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,729 Did you lose consciousness because of a naked woman? 315 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,730 Wow. 316 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:02,530 That's what you say, because ... you don't know what happened to me. 317 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,260 Doctor, I have to tell you. 318 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:09,256 ... that I haven't been able to for exactly 25 years. 319 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,420 - Like some kind of constipation? - No, what a constipation ... 320 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,371 Sometimes I don't even have time to run. 321 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,134 And once, in the middle of a court hearing. 322 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,860 ... it was a real disaster! 323 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,818 - But here's something else. - What else ? 324 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:28,418 - I don't have an orgasm. - Amazing! Never? 325 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:33,290 Never! Never! Not in general! In general never! 326 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:37,690 Not ! Sorry, only once, as a child, .. 327 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,010 ... while I was reading the book llnima````` . 328 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,488 Lui Of Friends ? 329 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,220 The episode with a young teacher with a cat, no! 330 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,449 With a red pen! 331 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,976 She was there that teacher with a cat! 332 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:49,970 Scuza�i-m�. 333 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:54,053 And with this teacher ... I experienced a real orgasm .. 334 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:59,499 ... with a teacher with a black cat, no! With red ..! 335 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,770 I'm absolutely calm now. 336 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:09,856 If you don't mind, doctor, I'd be able to leave. 337 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:14,053 Yes, but we didn't stop talking about the cat! Not ! Not like that! 338 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,211 - Good good ! - L sa im s plec! 339 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:18,575 Don't be upset! Write here. 340 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,500 - Name and surname. - Name and surname. 341 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:23,333 - And I'll let you go. - That's it! 342 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,975 It's mine ... My documents. 343 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:29,616 Name and surname ... Thank you very much. 344 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,253 - S n tate! - Well. 345 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:34,298 - When were you - Gildo Manelli. 346 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,257 But here you signed up: cat! 347 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:40,289 Scuza�i-m�. 348 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:46,095 - How cute he is here! - Really ? 349 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,333 - Please ! - Thank you! 350 00:23:56,780 --> 00:24:00,216 - What a beautiful room! - My little kingdom ... 351 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:04,653 I'm not inviting anyone here ... But since we're colleagues. 352 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,538 We ? Colleagues? 353 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,449 Simona did not say that you and I have the same job. 354 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,293 Asadara, Simona said, am I interested in bodybuilding? 355 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,849 Yes, he said he always goes to the gym in Milan. 356 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,818 ... You are a bodybuilding specialist. 357 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,092 - See what muscles? - Congratulations! 358 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:28,892 - What muscles do you like the most? - I don't know. 359 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:35,856 - Would you like to take a look? - No, maybe we'd better not rush. 360 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:43,532 - And deltoidul, ce p rere ai? - Deltoid, deltoid ... 361 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:51,171 Take a look, the muscles are beautiful when they are well swollen! 362 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:54,171 - Do not touch ! - Not ? 363 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:57,252 I'm tense ... Look into my eyes! 364 00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:00,818 - What do you see ? - What should I see? 365 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:04,052 Say it! Maybe steroids? 366 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:06,620 - Yes. - Not ! 367 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,975 You're not an addict! 368 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,728 Dezbrac -te ! 369 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,978 - How, so fast? - I want to see what you have under your clothes. 370 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:20,378 But I ... I'm not even ... used to it! 371 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:24,414 - Undress and stop being myrrh. "But is there really any foreplay?" 372 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,059 Want more ? 373 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,099 ntoarce-te 374 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,730 You're too tense. 375 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:54,376 I'm going to warm you up! 376 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:02,130 You haven't been training in a while, have you? 377 00:26:02,131 --> 00:26:04,210 Yes ... Four or five months. 378 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:07,657 You know, my husband was a short distance away at this time. 379 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,819 "Did they do it together?" - Of course! 380 00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:13,676 I do it alone every time ... Because I feel better. 381 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,895 So you're a real selfish person. 382 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:20,418 Maybe you want to try a few positions? How many positions do you know? 383 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:26,332 - Three, four, the traditional ones ... - Only those? 384 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,498 My husband didn't have much imagination. 385 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,338 Do you know more? 386 00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:37,056 "Eighty-five to ninety!" - Wow, really? 387 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:41,055 I'm not an amateur, I'm a professional too! Let's try. 388 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,978 - Take a position! - Here "- where exactly? 389 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,653 Open your legs. 390 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:51,292 Right here ? With this thing? 391 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,534 Yes, so you know absolutely nothing! And Simona said you were a real master! 392 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,851 Girlfriends always exaggerate. 393 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:05,289 I don't know how you do it, but I'm a little old-fashioned. 394 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:09,536 Couldn't we start in bed? 395 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,009 Didn't I? And what to do there? 396 00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,781 But on this device here, what can be done? 397 00:27:14,782 --> 00:27:15,735 Bodybuilding. 398 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,492 Bodybuilding? 399 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,539 What's so funny? 400 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:28,579 - I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. - What did you misunderstand? 401 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:33,138 You see, I've never been to the gym in my life. 402 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,609 ... and I'm not interested in gymnastics! 403 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,931 �i mu�chii m� dezgust� ! 404 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:44,009 - But what did you come here to do? - I came to make love. 405 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:48,093 With whom? With me ? Why didn't you say that from the beginning? 406 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:51,019 Do you want to shoot him? It's done, right now! 407 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,895 Excuse me, I'm probably an amateur. 408 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:05,291 But can you, as a true professional, explain to me what you are doing? 409 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:08,099 You really don't see, I put on protective gloves. 410 00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:11,297 And these are for you ... And I want you to know, we don't kiss on the lips. 411 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,774 Do you make love dressed like this? 412 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:21,139 With all these deadly diseases, I'd wear an astronaut suit. 413 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:27,057 Don't you just want to put it on? 414 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,852 - Where are you going ? - "I'm leaving! Immediately!" 415 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,435 Too sim ir u? 416 00:28:35,436 --> 00:28:38,457 No, on the contrary, I feel really good! 417 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:40,736 You are the one who felt really bad! 418 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:45,416 And if I look better in the eyes of the steroids and not only there! 419 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:48,617 You have them right here in your brain and they can be seen! 420 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,138 How did you see them? 421 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,491 - Carlo! - What the ? 422 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,817 Is a certain Mr. Bozzi coming with his wife? Did you invite them? 423 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,528 Yes, how do I tell you. 424 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:15,732 One of your usual combinations? Sorry dear. 425 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,119 I'm sick, I can't do this! 426 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,374 Stay with me ! Don't recognize us like that at first. 427 00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,016 - The shoes! - What do they have, are they dirty? 428 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:30,619 - You have to take it out. - How so. What exactly did I buy them? 429 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:34,057 Don't you even know that yachting goes barefoot? 430 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,370 Without heels, my ass falls to the ground! 431 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:40,374 Let's hope not, if you fall break the bottom of the yacht ... Come on, come on. 432 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:43,816 - But why don't you take them off? - Don't you see that mine are moccasins? 433 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:47,734 You're finally here! Mrs. Bozzi? 434 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:52,092 - With great pleasure! - You can wear shoes! 435 00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,649 Anyway, I rebuild the deck every half year! 436 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,572 - Thank you! - How are you ? 437 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:59,857 - This is my wife, Uchcha. - Is she really your wife? 438 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:03,774 Wife, wife! Lat the rings. 439 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,931 Carlo, introduce me to your friends 440 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:09,729 My sweet sister Rita Contesa de Francalancha. 441 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,539 - Very, very excited! - Mrs. Bozzi. 442 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:14,498 - Very pleased. - Good. 443 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,430 "And, your husband, how is the count?" 444 00:30:17,431 --> 00:30:18,336 �l cuno�ti ? 445 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:22,971 Sure, I saw his picture if I'm not mistaken in Capital magazine. 446 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:25,853 - Possible. - No, no, on the Express! 447 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:28,818 Between one client and another, I always ... 448 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:31,774 - Aren't you feeling well? - She's a little dizzy. 449 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:34,010 - Do you want to take a seat? - How painful! 450 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:38,049 Look, sir ... He's just been caught! 451 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:42,532 - This drug addict! - Dezgust tor 452 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,214 It's good, isn't it? 453 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,184 How beautiful it is to feel among the last 454 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:50,450 struggles of a defenseless creature! 455 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:51,973 Amazing! 456 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:56,052 - Do you still feel bad? - Not... 457 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:59,690 My wife can't stand to see the animals die. 458 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,737 This is contrary to his principles. 459 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,209 - Is it Buddhist ?! - No, you bitch ...! 460 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,092 ... he is a humanist! 461 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:09,536 I haven't shown my yacht to a humanist lady yet. 462 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,700 Permite�i 463 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:13,300 Of course, Uchcha, go with the gentleman ... watch the yacht! 464 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,290 Please. 465 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:15,973 "Dr. Bozzi?" - Contesa! 466 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:20,531 I want to introduce you to two of our dear friends: Mr. and Mrs. Donadoni. 467 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:21,815 �nc�ntat. 468 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,653 Dr. Gianni Bozzi ... Business partner with Carlo. 469 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:25,650 Gives. 470 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:28,175 - Do you want a drink, honey? Yes - Let's go. 471 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:29,739 Yes, with pleasure! 472 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:34,530 Doctor, do you have a deal with Mr. Pederchini? 473 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,053 Gives... 474 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:39,497 I understand, as soon as I saw your wife! 475 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:40,850 How so? What's wrong with my wife? 476 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:43,898 Does it write on her forehead? "import - export"? 477 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:47,370 Don't worry, Mr. Bozzi, there's nothing wrong. 478 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,656 ... I went through this too. 479 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,254 Where did you go? 480 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:56,255 Everyone knows that Pederchini has a passion for the wives of others. 481 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:59,214 For others maybe, but not for mine! 482 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:05,252 Mr. Donadoni, what are you doing, questioning my decency and that of my wife ?! 483 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:09,917 A .. then the transaction can then be completed? 484 00:32:09,918 --> 00:32:11,779 That's right, that's the gift. 485 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,365 Are you sure? 486 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,855 Yes ... But a real ritual must be followed. 487 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:17,020 - Intr-adev r? - Gives. 488 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,180 Spune i-mi. 489 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:21,257 At a certain time, at a favorable time ... 490 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,538 ... the engineer will run out of his favorite drink. 491 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:31,729 Then he will ask you to go and buy it so you will leave him alone with your wife. 492 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:35,410 - Got it, deer grappa? - Deer grappa. 493 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,298 - That's it. - Yes. 494 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,731 I will buy the reindeer and the elac, 495 00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:43,371 to me they are all the same! 496 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,458 - Ave i experien ? - Gives. 497 00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:49,937 This is a room for confidential meetings. 498 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:52,376 - Shall we move on? - Thank you. 499 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:57,010 - Here, here. - Engineer, excuse me, what are you doing? 500 00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:59,455 I just wanted to push you. 501 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,413 Because I'm afraid you won't fall, but if you don't want to ... 502 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:06,778 No, no, keep pushing, it doesn't bother me at all. 503 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:10,172 - You're very nice! - And you are very joking! 504 00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:12,851 Haven't you told me your name yet? 505 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:16,171 My name is Marisa M rise Dalle Tre Fontane. 506 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:23,371 So are you a Marquis? Did your husband tell you about that business? 507 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,772 Gianni told me I had to be nice. 508 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:29,693 I know, I'm kind of weird. 509 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,414 Then, if all three of us agree ... 510 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:36,812 - All three now? - Me, you and your husband. 511 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:38,020 Carlo ! 512 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:41,456 We booked at Truchido for nine o'clock, it's time to go! 513 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,018 Cunoa i Truchido? 514 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:48,537 Yes, that restaurant where you seem to eat all kinds of crap. 515 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:51,778 But then you go there, you only eat dirt. 516 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:53,860 More or less ... Do you want to go there? 517 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:57,859 Of course, Countess, I love the stinky-ecological kitchen. 518 00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:59,876 So, folks, tonight we're going to have: .. 519 00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:04,178 ... stuffed broth, disgusting pasta, fried rotten fish, .. 520 00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:07,059 ... perverted fish, dolphin ass skin ... 521 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,050 This one... 522 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,575 - Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly! 523 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:14,699 - Yes ? - Then for me, another trudel. 524 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,256 - A little of everything! - Perfect ! 525 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:21,412 The more pepper, especially on the head. 526 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:26,090 There is nothing better than pepper on the head. 527 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:30,049 And for me, a lot of pepper and especially on the headache! 528 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,338 As always, over. 529 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,532 Prin i Rn Rimini, or adev rat delicates ! 530 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,653 From our sea, they are very tasty! 531 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:50,180 Try one yourself! 532 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,589 Thanks, but I don't want that! 533 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,449 No, try one too, they must be very fresh! 534 00:34:55,620 --> 00:35:02,219 "I completely forgot, just aren't you a humanist?" No, but I prefer the assault! 535 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:06,057 Banzai! 536 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:14,328 - Arte mar�iale ? - "Am urm�rit de �apte ori Karate Kid." 537 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:20,476 Don't worry, for the sake of such a business, 538 00:35:20,477 --> 00:35:23,770 I can even swallow a shark or an octopus. 539 00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:27,899 It's not because of the fish ... He set foot on me. 540 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:32,295 Stay calm, Engineer Lice and wash your feet! 541 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:36,897 Mr. Pepperini, allow me to move from one piece of crap to another ... 542 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,575 ... did you see my contract? 543 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:44,092 That $ 40 billion deal between Nepal and Bangladesh. 544 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:48,976 Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra. 545 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:51,973 Of course, the premises are very good ... 546 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:55,815 ... if we continue to understand each other and after, I think ... 547 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,574 Engineer Pederchini, then we will agree! 548 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,653 Who are you? 549 00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:09,369 Pino Trikariko, theater actor, comedian, dreamer. 550 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,700 Intr� ! 551 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,531 How is the audience? Hot? 552 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:19,137 - Say something. - You have to tell us! 553 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,014 We can't anymore, do you have to talk? 554 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,893 We have no strength left! You need to talk! 555 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,096 Do you want to lose your appetite? 556 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,693 Fuck ! Shut up, there! 557 00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:30,816 - Lini�te ! - �nceta�i. 558 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,538 Okay, I'm talking! 559 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,857 It was that in the Dynasty ... When Sue Ellen ... 560 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:44,296 - Is Sue Ellen in Dallas? - Nu o ntrerupe! 561 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,499 Continue, love. 562 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:50,616 When Sue Helen finally realized her dream of love ... 563 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:53,738 ... he decided to spend an unforgettable day on his father-in-law's boat. 564 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,936 - With Senator Farla. - No, not him. 565 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:59,410 Yes, shut up! He finally spoke! 566 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:03,334 What happened on this damn boat last night? 567 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:10,973 A merciless wave, lightning, thunder, and in an instant it was over. 568 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:15,172 And my Gustavo was swallowed by the creatures of the sea. 569 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,690 And I was stunned by the horror. 570 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:22,328 What did you do on this boat, can we know? 571 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:29,575 - Cariola. - Cariola ? 572 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:33,496 Damn it, you ruined everything. Damn it! 573 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:39,815 "You shouldn't have done that!" - "I said it's dangerous!" 574 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:41,971 Don't upset her anymore! 575 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:44,938 When two love each other .. 576 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:48,649 ... they have a reason to do the cariola, and that's enough. 577 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,459 That's enough. 578 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:56,537 I apologize, you tell me when ... 579 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:58,175 C nd what? 580 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,737 - When should I enter the stage? - Yes, whenever you want. 581 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:04,812 Wonderful, thank you very much! 582 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:25,859 Very well ! God ... 583 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:30,855 Now ! Now ! Now ! Now ! Now. 584 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:42,969 Seeing that tonight I have a very warm, very hot audience, .. 585 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:45,654 ... so I'll start with something refreshing right away. 586 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:50,012 It is necessary to freeze something, then melt the ice. 587 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:53,977 Word game ... freeze to melt the ice. 588 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,414 It's stupid. 589 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:57,729 Voi ti i .. 590 00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:02,178 ... why are dwarfs never welcome to nudity? 591 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:06,255 Because they are curious and have their noses everywhere! 592 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:15,490 Since they are dwarfs, their nose is right at the level ... 593 00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:18,777 - When does the show start? - The show has already begun. 594 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,532 So, there's another story. 595 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:25,410 ... a little fantastic about a worker in Turin. 596 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:29,255 I will tell them in the Turin dialect. 597 00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:33,777 A worker from Turin who is late for work and says to the boss: .. 598 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:39,094 "A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get the vaccine. 599 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,659 �eful �ntreab�:.. 600 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:44,733 "Not a hospital?" And he answers: No, no, in the ass. 601 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:47,731 I don't see anything funny. 602 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,374 What's the point? 603 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:58,054 The point is that the boss was referring to something, and the worker to something else. 604 00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,132 Here is the contrast. 605 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:08,092 I said the story is a little fantastic. 606 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,139 I have another wonderful story. 607 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,768 ... sometimes when I remember her I laugh even at night. 608 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,940 Very funny. 609 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:20,814 A gentleman meets a friend in front of the cemetery and asks her: .. 610 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:22,254 "Ce �i s-a �nt�mplat ?" 611 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,490 The r spunde: Mi-am ngropat so ia. 612 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:27,333 But why do you have your whole face scratched? " 613 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,288 He says, "Because he didn't want to die!" 614 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:40,056 His wife didn't want to, he didn't want to be buried. 615 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:44,452 ... because obviously he was still alive. 616 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:51,889 The comic moment arises from this: he did not want to. 617 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:56,174 No fun ... You have to make her laugh. 618 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,816 I accept any criticism. 619 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:02,416 ... but you have to tell me what kind of jokes you want to hear. 620 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:05,572 I've tried enough ... Are we going back to the classics? 621 00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:08,937 I have a very rich classical repertoire ... Do you want King Lear? 622 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,740 Shakespeare este �ntotdeauna Shakespeare. 623 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:13,857 I begin: "Blow to the winds, open to the heavens!" 624 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,658 - Where to blow? - In the sky. 625 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:17,572 - Why blow? - This is Shakespeare. 626 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:22,894 - Sing if you can! Ai io orchestr ! - With pleasure, I give in to violence. 627 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:26,769 It seems to me, the time has come for a nice musical intermezzo! 628 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:29,093 I want to die! 629 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,257 No, no, I don't know this song. 630 00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:34,139 ... but I will find it and introduce it in my repertoire. 631 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,972 Teachers, cuno ti Champagne? 632 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,368 - Dee Francha? - Exact. 633 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:39,849 - In what key? - F major. 634 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,055 Good. 635 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:45,170 We will drink champagne for our meeting, For you, .. 636 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,729 ... even if you went to another, .. 637 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:52,769 ... champagne reminds me of rain in the evening, again in the past. 638 00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:24,809 How did you know, son of a bitch? 639 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:28,609 Champagne ... In what sense, sir? 640 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,852 Sing and don't stop. 641 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:35,410 ... For you, even if it's already someone else's. 642 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:39,336 This is our song ... Mine and Gustavo's. 643 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,896 Where did you learn it from? 644 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:50,338 "I knew absolutely nothing." - Sing, stop being stupid. 645 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,013 Hai just la nt lnirea noastr ... 646 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,933 There are only two possibilities: either dancing or singing. 647 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:58,260 But allow me to express my full satisfaction with .. 648 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,886 ... the fact that I see joy on your face again, 649 00:43:00,887 --> 00:43:02,373 face that has become has become ... 650 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,337 Get closer, trickster. 651 00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:10,529 We will drink champagne for our meeting 652 00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:15,649 for you, even if you already belong to someone else. 653 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:20,489 - What's the name of this fool? - C rico, Exhaust ... 654 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:25,538 - Ai n eles, Scarico. - Let her have fun, make her laugh. 655 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:30,057 What cheekbones on your cheek! 656 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:37,089 - It's too hot ? - On the contrary, I don't have enough heat. 657 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,736 Neither do I, Miss Bovi. 658 00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:41,573 Tell me: At night. 659 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,934 - What are you doing ? "I'm improvising!" 660 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:49,928 You know you dance well little bastard. 661 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:54,730 I know that dance lives in me. I don't dance, I create. 662 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,615 Come here, and I'll show you the pavilion. 663 00:43:57,780 --> 00:44:01,534 - There's a pavilion here! Come on! - Here. 664 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:18,056 See, you Night, I have always agreed with all the adventures of love. 665 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:23,214 I was born in a country house ... Everyone knows what's going on there! 666 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:27,016 I knew, the tarantula bite, the donkey's bite. 667 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:29,375 ... but I want to say: cariola is the best! 668 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:32,140 For us, cariola is like a drug! 669 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,775 But it must be emphasized. 670 00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:38,257 ... that constant touch of erogenous zones ... 671 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:41,133 ... can lead to irreparable consequences. 672 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,300 Don't worry. 673 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:44,456 Say it better and you like this cariol 674 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,976 Crazy ! In my opinion, it is far beyond the Kama Sutra! 675 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,490 I have never felt such emotion since the day of the tragic incident! 676 00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:55,936 I feel like the bride before the wedding! 677 00:44:56,140 --> 00:45:00,292 Was it a scene from the movie? I have no idea. 678 00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:04,539 I could have played the role of a priest, but I don't have enough files. 679 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:06,895 Say what you want to do, tell your Night! 680 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:10,735 Do you want to make cinema, television, theater, .. 681 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,572 ... yes there is the Scala? 682 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:15,857 - You will sing at La Scala! - Enough! Enough, Night! 683 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,295 You can't take advantage of me like that! 684 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:21,258 Behind the actor's mother is a man hiding! 685 00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:25,049 - Night, why are you fooling me? - I was honest. 686 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:29,095 Besides the fact that I have 92 butchers processing, .. 687 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:31,894 ... I also have four theaters in Italy, five in France. 688 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,779 ... Madison Garden, I don't know how to get rid of him. 689 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,738 Gr�dina Madison Square ?! Unde c�nt� Frank ? 690 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:41,334 - Do you want to live there? - At night, don't say that! 691 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:42,899 Is everything true? 692 00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:46,530 When a woman makes Cariola with her husband, she can't lie to him. 693 00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,373 I love you, Night! From the minute I met you! 694 00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:52,054 - Tonight? - It doesn't matter! And how are you doing with television? 695 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,539 - Four! - TVs? 696 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,656 - No, channels! - I love you so much! 697 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,050 - Prove it! - Can you afford me, Night? 698 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,253 Cariola! In October we are in Sistine! 699 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:05,778 Not in January at the Manzoni Theater! Not April at Madison! 700 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,330 - When do we have a vacation? - No vacations! 701 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,512 Holidays in June, closer to Hollywood! 702 00:46:10,513 --> 00:46:12,175 By the way, how are you doing with the cinemas? 703 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:14,729 We have 15 pieces ... All for Gustavo. 704 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,333 How much he liked the movie! 705 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:20,573 Forget about Gustavo, stop thinking about him, Gustavo is gone! 706 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:24,735 Nuuuu! Gustavo ! 707 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:27,408 Curv ! What are you doing here ... Cariola? 708 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:30,111 A a ip strezi your memory lui Gustavo to you?! 709 00:46:30,112 --> 00:46:31,653 I thought you were dead! 710 00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:36,018 Get out of here, filthy! I mean, dead, I swam for 15 days! 711 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,060 - My compliments ... What did you see? - What do you want? 712 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:43,498 Who are you? Who? Say it or not? 713 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:46,891 - No, please, no! - Who do you know? 714 00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:53,051 A ac neac -te! Bowie! Where are you? 715 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:58,852 Violence is Gustavo's life! And me? What will happen to me? 716 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:03,333 I'm going to sleep at the hotel ... On a yacht at night, I'm dizzy. 717 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:08,290 Because of the whiskey, his head is spinning ... milk has nothing to do with it. 718 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:11,890 Are you still drinking? You drank almost nothing. 719 00:47:12,060 --> 00:47:16,292 - "We're here for this!" - I've always been an alcoholic! 720 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:20,330 "Good night, Countess." - It's the same. 721 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,572 - God, all the best! - Pa, darling! 722 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:25,293 How did it go? 723 00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:33,336 Engineer! The moon is like the one in Brunei! 724 00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:37,049 We'll talk about Brunei later. 725 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:43,293 In the meantime, I'm going to change to something more appropriate. 726 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,968 I think that was it. 727 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:57,813 Yes, darling, in a little while you will deceive me. 728 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,012 Listen, if you don't want me to, I can ... 729 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,330 How can I not want that? What do you mean I don't want to? 730 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,775 I want, I want! You must ! 731 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,013 We are here... 732 00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:12,975 Good. 733 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:19,692 Maybe when we're done, I'll just go on a trip with you and me. 734 00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:24,690 What do you say, with five billion, I can relax? 735 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,090 - Yes ... - I'm taking you to see Capri! 736 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:31,013 No, not in Capri! Now everyone goes there! 737 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,296 Venice! Have you been to Venice before? 738 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:38,330 How many channels are there! More than Berlusconi has! 739 00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:42,813 Ascult�, m� s�ru�i �nainte... 740 00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:50,614 Of course. 741 00:48:55,460 --> 00:49:00,250 Here are two young married people, in love, and that is wonderful! 742 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:04,690 I wanted to treat you to a glass of grappa, but grappa ... 743 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:07,613 - ... It's over ! - That's right, I guessed it! 744 00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:13,616 Listen Bozzi, can you buy me a bottle of deer grappa too? 745 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:18,416 - Really deer? - The deer. 746 00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:25,060 Okay, I'm going back, I mean, I'm going back ... 747 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,539 Don't hurry. 748 00:49:28,420 --> 00:49:30,339 Honey, I'm leaving for a while 749 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:33,096 but you don't have to worry, I'll leave you in good hands. 750 00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:38,298 Well, I'm gone. 751 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:44,596 Oh, engineer, I wanted to tell you that I left your contract bag here ... 752 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:47,612 ... when I come back with grappa, you might sign it ... 753 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:50,089 - After. - Then, after. 754 00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,818 I realized, too, after! 755 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,375 - Stay tuned, Marcos! - Dup . 756 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:58,692 Hell, how can you say that? 757 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:03,570 Finally, we were left alone ... We can get to know each other better ... 758 00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:11,015 "Did something happen? Trembling?" "No, it's cold here!" 759 00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:15,731 Really, it's cold, let's go in? 760 00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:22,614 It will be warmer and more intimate! More intimate! 761 00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,856 V rug ms -gives me grappa. 762 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,056 - No, a bottle. - Are you from Engineer Pederchini? 763 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:46,572 - How do you know ?! - Lat his yacht .. lubeste grappa! 764 00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:48,298 - The prisoner? - Exactly. 765 00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:51,820 He has great reservations: for him, for his friends 766 00:50:51,821 --> 00:50:54,133 And for the wives of his friends. 767 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,900 - How much does it cost? - Eighteen thousand. 768 00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:04,449 Keep the rest. 769 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,782 Health ... You'll see that everything will be fine. 770 00:51:07,794 --> 00:51:08,852 That's right. 771 00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:27,177 Marisa! Marisa! Where are you going ? 772 00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:30,732 - She's a pig, a bastard! - But what happened? 773 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:36,572 He is a maniac, at first he eats live octopus, then raw fish ... 774 00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:40,255 What are you talking about? And the Japanese eat raw fish, it's called sushi! 775 00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,730 Yes, but the Japanese are not crazy after Juventus! 776 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:44,900 Because of Juventus? 777 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:48,410 He eats live octopuses and is crazy about Juventus! 778 00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:51,458 Ok, Ok, calm down! I understand! 779 00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:54,180 He is a Juventus fan! And what is the problem, what do you care? 780 00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:56,171 What do you mean, what do I care? 781 00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:01,778 He wanted to shout, "Come on, Juventus, down with Rome!" 782 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:06,257 Did you say that too? Did you say that? 783 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:07,500 - Shall I do that? - You said ? 784 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:11,135 I gave him two balls in the balls like now he's looking for them on foot! 785 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,450 He wanted to make me shout: Huo Roma ! 786 00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:21,017 How did you say, wait, calm down, did you slap engineer Pederchini? 787 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,693 Da, give ! 788 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:26,052 Then I started shouting: "Forza Romaaa!", .. 789 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:29,735 ... because for me Rome is not only the team of my heart ... 790 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,697 ... it's my love, my passion! 791 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,134 It's Rome! 792 00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:41,291 Are you saying that you threw away a five billion deal because of Rome? 793 00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:46,691 I sacrificed it for the sake of my great sports passion! 794 00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:50,816 Now I'll boil you over a low fire. I'll burn you alive! 795 00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:52,891 Football hit you in the head! 796 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:54,812 But I'm going to give you a kick in the ass, .. 797 00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:57,653 ... if you don't bring me back the $ 5 million! 798 00:52:57,820 --> 00:53:01,176 Damn it! Get back on the yacht! 799 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:05,372 Not ! Loyalty is not for sale! 800 00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:08,656 - I'll give you ten million! - Not ! 801 00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:10,538 "Fifteen." - Not ! 802 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,578 Okay, of course. 803 00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:18,370 What the ? What do you want to do? - I'm committing suicide, no ... 804 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:22,210 - "What else can I do?" - No more jokes! 805 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:26,097 Kidding ? I am a businessman! 806 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:29,537 Rather, I'm a budding businessman ... It's just disgusting. 807 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:34,490 Given that we have not yet concluded any business, what can I do? 808 00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:38,619 - Kill me! - Not ! Please come down! 809 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:40,133 Are you crazy? 810 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,575 Let's talk! Do not exagerate ! 811 00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:46,130 - Don't scare me, please! "Who's exaggerating?" 812 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:51,009 If I don't do it, others will take care of it, the banks ... 813 00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:54,934 ... chiria�ii, so�iile, Ferrari, to�i �mpreun�. 814 00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:02,010 But I'm sorry that with this deal I could have fixed everything. 815 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:04,974 Very well. 816 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:10,129 I want to say that, I will die singing: Thank you, Rome ... 817 00:54:11,580 --> 00:54:16,449 No, stop, don't jump! I beg you ! Please, come on! 818 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:18,739 Las�-m� �n pace. 819 00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:22,417 Get dressed ... I can't look at you. 820 00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,011 Okay, okay, then I'm going ... Where? 821 00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:27,688 The Pederchini. 822 00:54:29,740 --> 00:54:34,018 See this ... This is the ticket you gave me before you came here. 823 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:39,332 - What are you doing ? - I don't need him! 824 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:42,129 Because I'm Marise de Tre Fontane 825 00:54:42,130 --> 00:54:44,373 of all whores, the biggest fan of Rome! 826 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:49,853 I'm disgusted to receive money to shout Forza Juventus! 827 00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:55,010 I took an oath of allegiance! 828 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:57,573 Let's not exaggerate. 829 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:10,651 Do you know what I'm telling you? You're right, I'm really a big fool. 830 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:28,379 Bine, Forza Juventus, huoo ... 831 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:29,774 Now now ! 832 00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:33,218 You don't have to say anything, there is no need! 833 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:41,299 For many years I have been waiting for a woman in such a state of passion. 834 00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:47,619 ... which even for sports, would be capable of any sacrifice. 835 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:51,854 I already feel like I love you. 836 00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:55,574 Marizuccia! Larta-m . 837 00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:59,452 I'd love to get to know you better Wait! 838 00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:04,057 - Don't turn me down so fast. - Actually, I came to tell you yes. 839 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:07,530 Tell me when the time is right 840 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:11,618 when we are far, far away, away from everyone. 841 00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:17,257 My lust, you've heard of Ithaca 842 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:19,974 Here ... what? 843 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:25,897 Uchcha? Uchcha, dragostea mea! Te-am trezit? 844 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:29,730 Listen, I'm sorry about everything that happened ... wow, all right, okay? 845 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:33,730 Everything is fine ... This time the business is "closed". 846 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:38,579 Ascult , apropo de Ferrari, cump ra dou Testarossa! 847 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:42,693 Yes, one for the day and one for the evening. 848 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,587 Book an apartment on Wall Street 849 00:56:46,588 --> 00:56:49,775 because I'm going to build a house soon and buy a store. 850 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:56,893 Oh, my God, my God! Marisa! 851 00:56:57,060 --> 00:57:00,416 Pederchini! Pederchini! Marisa! 852 00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:05,859 Gianni! Gianni! Carlo is going to lead me ... 853 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,976 What's the name of that place? 854 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:10,370 "At Ithaca, my love." "The Ithaca!" 855 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:15,978 - And my contract? - The contract ? Here it is! Get him out of here! 856 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,335 Oh God, you broke his head! 857 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:27,409 Don't worry about him ... Let's think better of ourselves, my love! 858 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:28,899 Ciao ! 859 00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:32,376 Nenoroci�ilor ! 860 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:42,371 Yes, take a look, take a look! 861 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:47,815 What makes Gianni Bozzi sad and alone on the beach in Rimini? 862 00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:49,972 Your brother left and took him with him 863 00:57:49,984 --> 00:57:52,132 my wife with all my hopes. 864 00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,178 They went to Ithaca. 865 00:57:54,820 --> 00:57:57,937 No wonder my brother is completely insane. 866 00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:02,452 That's why we prevented him from managing our family's assets. 867 00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:05,088 Could you repeat, what did you say earlier? 868 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,533 Carlo has nothing left. 869 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:10,739 Publications, industry, banks, they are all in my name! 870 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:16,694 Then only you can sign contracts from now on? 871 00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:20,372 Of course! It's all up to me. 872 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:25,773 Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei. 873 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:32,613 Contesa, dac dori i, you scream: "Tr iasc Juventus!" 874 00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:35,618 Tr�iasc� b�tr�na doamn� ! 875 00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:38,356 No, excuse me! I mean! But what do you say there? 876 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:44,728 I'm not interested in team sports ... I prefer doubles! 877 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:49,177 Why don't we go talk in your Grand Hotel apartment? 878 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:52,736 To sign a contract, it is more convenient to go there! 879 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,613 And to Ithaca, too. 880 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,060 We have been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time! 881 00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:23,498 Fetuccini! Bring some jam. 882 00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:30,050 Eat, eat, taste, you have to come back, .. 883 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:35,010 ... you have to gain strength after everything that happened to you! 884 00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:37,813 What happened to him? 885 00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:44,094 Yugoslav smugglers mocked him. 886 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:48,137 - What did they do? - They tied him in a knot. 887 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:53,737 Such are the Yugoslav smugglers, it is a nice custom of theirs. 888 00:59:53,980 --> 00:59:56,175 They always tortured people like that. 889 00:59:56,340 --> 01:00:01,050 Why is this jester still here? Give the money and send it for a walk! 890 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,689 In fact, I haven't finished the negotiations yet ... 891 01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:06,897 ... with the Miss tied to Madison Square Garden. 892 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,330 What negotiations? Which Madison? 893 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,616 Screw you ! 894 01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:14,958 No, wait a minute, I want to put them to the test. 895 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,134 The ncercare? 896 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:20,097 - What attempt? - Gustavo, don't be upset. 897 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,196 You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I ... 898 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:24,938 What experience? What kind of experience? 899 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,658 They almost killed me! 900 01:00:26,820 --> 01:00:29,937 But it's still an experience, it's a stay! I need my experience too! 901 01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:32,734 - What are you talking about? - Do you see this amoeba? 902 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,812 - Amoebu? - Amoeba, amoeba. 903 01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:39,889 He brought a smile back to my lips when I had lost all hope! 904 01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:44,258 Now I have to understand ... Is it him or is it you, is it him not him, who is my man? 905 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:49,779 - It's me, Night, I'm your man! - I don't know, my dear ... Let's go. 906 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:52,025 Sorry, Mr. Gustavo, yours now anyway 907 01:00:52,026 --> 01:00:54,616 you are on the other side, I mean from yugoslavia! 908 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:56,975 I'm going to kill you! Night, night! 909 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,819 Stay a a! ti! 910 01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,698 Op te-te! La-o u or! 911 01:01:01,860 --> 01:01:05,296 Stop screaming ! Otherwise, he will blame everything! 912 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,819 Listen to us. 913 01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:28,015 - I've already solved it! - Arnaldo! 914 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,339 Andrea ! 915 01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:36,016 Why didn't you tell me I mistaken you for a parish beggar! 916 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,180 I thought! 917 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:41,851 How long have you been in Rimini? You bastard! 918 01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:46,214 - I came here too, in passing. - What is the mission of the southern forests? 919 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:49,372 - Are the animals okay? "Now I have abandoned them." 920 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:50,570 �ntr-adev�r ? 921 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:54,449 The vicar sent me on a new mission to Finland, to Lapland! 922 01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:57,373 So I came here to find my brother. 923 01:01:57,580 --> 01:02:02,608 ... and my beautiful city Rimini, this air, clean! 924 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,172 Don't imitate him, don't pay attention to him. 925 01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:09,173 What a beautiful black suit! Is it somehow, Armenian? 926 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:13,093 "Will you sell them to me?" - It's my monk. 927 01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:15,854 Go, go, get dressed! Come on! 928 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,252 - This Protestant? - And Fl m nd . 929 01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:20,411 Come on, come on, let's have breakfast! 930 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,014 Of course, she is also one of God's lambs. 931 01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:26,777 I must say that these sheep of God are beautiful! 932 01:02:27,420 --> 01:02:30,935 But, Louise, how is your wife? 933 01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:33,978 - "My wife? She's gone!" "Are you resting?" 934 01:02:34,180 --> 01:02:37,331 No, he left with Eros ... do you remember him? 935 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:40,418 - "With Eros? With that painter?" - Yes Yes. 936 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:43,299 But he was not married and had four more children. 937 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:47,135 Eros' wife has gotten involved with Hadrian and is already pregnant. 938 01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:51,339 - Adriano, the pediatrician? - Yes, yes, Lno's brother. 939 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:52,809 L�no, L�no. 940 01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:56,052 He ran to Bellaria with Lauretta, and you remember Lauretta 941 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:57,050 Lauretta ? 942 01:02:57,220 --> 01:03:01,293 Yes, I remember, Kara's distant cousin, who was with Oddo! 943 01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:02,460 From, Oddo. 944 01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:04,610 - Where did you come from ? - From Australia! 945 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:09,217 - Don't you know the last joke? "But I know two about the carabinieri!" 946 01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:12,338 But do you remember Oddo? What a woman she was! 947 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:16,413 It was a great misfortune but I forgave him all his sins ... 948 01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:21,859 He completely lost his mind ... He lives with a choreographer. 949 01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:23,979 - Oddo? - From. 950 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:30,291 Was he a great mahir and came to ... and live with a ... choreographer? 951 01:03:30,980 --> 01:03:34,893 - "Don't forgive his sins anymore!" - You're doing it well. 952 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:36,891 Because with these sheep ... 953 01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,459 - Answer the phone. - Good. 954 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:41,817 I know who he is! The same thing every morning. 955 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:42,807 Peace be with you! 956 01:03:42,808 --> 01:03:45,171 Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell! 957 01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:48,377 Shut up, shut up! This is Lorella, my wife. 958 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:50,981 Every morning they call me threatening ... 959 01:03:50,982 --> 01:03:54,291 He wants me to pay him child support! T r tur ! 960 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,769 I get it. 961 01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:59,300 But, at work, at least at work, how's it going? 962 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:01,894 At work everything is fine ... I am the head of the department! 963 01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:02,890 Good good ! 964 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:05,415 Do you remember the director's older sister? 965 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:08,970 - I made progress, I shot her. - Well, stop, shut up, shut up! 966 01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:11,893 - Goodbye, my love! - Beautiful! 967 01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,495 Ciao ! 968 01:04:14,820 --> 01:04:18,495 And I who thought you were a real priest! A real hypocrite! 969 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:20,696 Who knows how much he would have given her! 970 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,933 Who knows how many aborigines you shot in the woods as a missionary priest? 971 01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:28,775 But have you ever seen an aboriginal in reality? 972 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:29,770 Not ! 973 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:34,650 Because if you see it, your mood will pass immediately as well as for me! 974 01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:04,809 Hello, Mr. Pretor! Did I hear they took you to the hospital? 975 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,493 What happened to you? 976 01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:10,209 - What happened to you? - Nothing ! A routine check. 977 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:13,656 I mean, I went to see how the visits to the local hospital are done. 978 01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:14,889 That's all ! 979 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,899 - What are you doing ? Are you stepping on my head? - It's all your fault! 980 01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:21,449 Hang a sign on a tablet, board! 981 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:26,216 - I'm taking sand baths too! - They are forbidden in public places! 982 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,213 He even invented new articles of law! 983 01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:32,534 What happened to him? He's crazy ! 984 01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:36,058 - "It's kind of weird!" - It doesn't look like him anymore! 985 01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:40,051 One two. 986 01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:45,291 Hello how are you ? 987 01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:48,930 - Who are you? - You don't recognize me anymore? 988 01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:51,178 I'm the girl from the forest! 989 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:54,929 The one who called an ambulance this morning when you felt bad! 990 01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:58,934 It would have been better not to call her, but thank you anyway. 991 01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:02,058 Now please leave because this is a private lesson. 992 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:06,133 ... and I want to swim in complete silence. 993 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:12,097 - Why are you so bad? - And you, why are you so shameless? 994 01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:16,578 You are not ashamed to show up in such a bikini. 995 01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:20,411 You can see everything through him, he is very indecent! 996 01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:23,095 But it's firm! 997 01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:26,930 Better not to wear a company bikini but to be one piece! 998 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,276 In one piece, will I be left with only one? Which one should I take off, then? 999 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:30,356 Don't be so kidding with me! 1000 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:33,531 What an ugly character you have! How does she support you, your wife? 1001 01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:35,577 When I get married, I'll tell you! 1002 01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:41,019 Now I'm leaving, let me swim alone, I'm training. 1003 01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:45,892 One, two, one, two ... 1004 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:20,930 - Who is ? "Mr. Praetor!" 1005 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:25,451 Bring me back my briefs please! Damn. 1006 01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:28,293 Give me the briefs, please. 1007 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:32,817 Give me my swimming briefs! I will denounce you. 1008 01:07:32,980 --> 01:07:34,333 Well! 1009 01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:44,414 Mr. Lifeguard! Sorry. 1010 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:47,140 - Hello, Mr. Praetor! - Hello! 1011 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,528 Bun�. 1012 01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:52,138 This situa ie. 1013 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:04,010 Raphael! Catch them in the photo as soon as they come out of the water! 1014 01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,540 You just don't dare scandalize an empty man, do you? 1015 01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:08,491 In fact, I like women! 1016 01:08:08,660 --> 01:08:11,493 If it starts to get dark, the photos will not come out properly! 1017 01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:14,572 It will be out soon! It's starting to cool down! 1018 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:15,929 We will see ! 1019 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,053 Only this could happen to me! 1020 01:08:30,220 --> 01:08:34,338 Gustavo, stop! Don't break your heart! 1021 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,855 - Yes Yes. - It's your turn! 1022 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:40,735 "He scolded us at night, a conflict broke out." - Conflict, what conflict? 1023 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:43,460 He put horns on me, that's the conflict! 1024 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,451 You have to accept the sample! 1025 01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,700 On the eve of the second millennium, things like this happen again! 1026 01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:52,017 - Even Alberoni is talking about it. - Yes, even Alberoni says it! 1027 01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:54,311 Who the hell is this Alberoni? 1028 01:08:54,312 --> 01:08:56,537 A stranger seems to be a psychiatrist. 1029 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,689 Yes, it's nothing! 1030 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:07,094 - Gustavo? - "Night! I'm listening to you." 1031 01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:15,733 Night? 1032 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:19,534 Do you want me to call him? 1033 01:09:20,340 --> 01:09:23,571 No ... I have to do it! 1034 01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:33,408 Gustavo... 1035 01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,089 Gives ? 1036 01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:43,860 I really want to make real love so much. 1037 01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:46,249 How so? I made love for 6 hours, non-stop? 1038 01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,535 Come to me, my dear! 1039 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:49,996 Thank God! In the end we all agreed! 1040 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,056 We even set a new record! 1041 01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:54,655 At the risk of my life, I could even improve it! 1042 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,890 Scarico just, nothing happens! 1043 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,652 You will understand later. 1044 01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,693 The night and Gustavo will make love for three uninterrupted days! 1045 01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:05,296 Amazing! It's hard to imagine! 1046 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:11,249 Brothers Bowie, I'm sorry, but I have to point out. 1047 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:16,210 ... that your sister's behavior was insulting to me. 1048 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:20,293 However, the show must continue. 1049 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:25,138 So what if someone wants to give me a reward? 1050 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:30,737 M nzo! Have you prepared a reward? 1051 01:10:34,380 --> 01:10:35,380 Gives ! 1052 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:38,373 Wide, two kilograms and 800 grams of meat! 1053 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:39,895 Gives ? 1054 01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:47,810 Usually I am paid in foreign currency or foreign currency. 1055 01:10:47,980 --> 01:10:49,777 My fee is much higher. 1056 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:52,817 In any case, the most important thing is 1057 01:10:52,818 --> 01:10:56,297 that I brought a smile to a beautiful Italian family! 1058 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:02,888 Do you have any bones for this meat? 1059 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:05,814 Morelli! It's time for dinner! 1060 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:07,129 Aren't you coming too? 1061 01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:10,128 Thanks, I'm not hungry! 1062 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:15,528 I'd rather go for a swim ... It helps me with arthritis. 1063 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:20,457 - "I told you this went crazy!" - I think he's got a head problem. 1064 01:11:20,620 --> 01:11:22,417 Did you hear him too? 1065 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:25,891 How to swim at this time if you still have arthritis? 1066 01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:28,972 Morelli, ie i! Te vei mboln vi! 1067 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,539 Get out of the water! 1068 01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:23,537 Help ! 1069 01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:25,695 �ngrozitor 1070 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:28,016 It looks like a beginning of the "freezing" stage. 1071 01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:30,171 He stayed in the water for 17 hours. 1072 01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:33,531 He went alone into the net of a fishing boat. 1073 01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:39,616 17 o'clock! Mr. Praetor, Mr. Praetor! 1074 01:12:40,180 --> 01:12:44,412 Wake up, wake up! You are saved! 1075 01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,736 - Who is ? - It's me, your Piedimonte ... 1076 01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:48,731 How are you feeling? 1077 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:52,378 I feel, I feel pretty good ... 1078 01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:56,694 Here, here, here in the chair. 1079 01:12:56,940 --> 01:13:01,013 What happened to him? Why did you stay in the water so long? 1080 01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:05,699 Because I wanted to take sand baths. 1081 01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:06,850 �n ap� ? 1082 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:11,536 Sludge, sludge and sand, with wet sand. 1083 01:13:12,140 --> 01:13:16,338 Sandbags help me a lot ... I want to go home. 1084 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,616 - Put on your clothes. - I'll take them. 1085 01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:20,213 No No, the sister will bring them. 1086 01:13:20,380 --> 01:13:21,529 - My sister ? - M icu ! 1087 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:22,928 M icu from Monza? 1088 01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:26,775 I prescribe a sedative, in fact a tonic! 1089 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:29,773 And then you go home and rest ... Do you want a taxi? 1090 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,933 I'll accompany him! 1091 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:39,089 I am the involuntary cause of Mr. Pretor's misfortunes! 1092 01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:42,969 I came by car, he's out here ... I'll be happy to accompany him! 1093 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:47,895 This is the lady I told you about ... The one with the cat. 1094 01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:53,417 - Lol Tailors. - Doctor Piedimonti ... nc ntat. 1095 01:13:54,340 --> 01:13:57,252 - Do you take two tablets before ... - ... at the table? 1096 01:13:57,460 --> 01:13:59,815 - No, before ... - Before you go to the bathroom? 1097 01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,891 - Before, before ... - ... Sleep? 1098 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:05,291 Yes, you see! This is a real torpedo! 1099 01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:11,409 Are you still mad at me, Gildo? 1100 01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:15,175 First of all, isn't my name Gildo ... and after everything you've done to me? 1101 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:19,539 - We never ate together. - Do I have to take it as an invitation? 1102 01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:23,011 - I really don't have the slightest intention ... - I gladly accept! 1103 01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:45,653 - What are you doing ? - Suck it, as I sucked it. 1104 01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:47,213 Cum ? 1105 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:52,939 What does it taste like ? 1106 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:59,570 Like lemon. 1107 01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,419 It is the taste of love. 1108 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:03,930 Now close your eyes and open your mouth. 1109 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,579 What do you want to do to me? 1110 01:15:05,740 --> 01:15:07,537 - Eat these fruits ... - What? 1111 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:08,928 - The sea. - What the ? 1112 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,489 Look at me, think you are eating me! 1113 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:17,935 Such as ? 1114 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:26,251 They look a little rough. 1115 01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:29,015 - Want more ? - Not ! 1116 01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:32,650 I would like to go straight to the point. 1117 01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:09,811 Listen, Gildo, my fork fell under the table ... I'm looking for her, please. 1118 01:16:09,980 --> 01:16:12,619 Where? Now. 1119 01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:15,575 - Down here ? - Yes. 1120 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,614 Gildo! Gildo, can you do it? 1121 01:16:22,780 --> 01:16:25,010 Nothing, I found the fork. 1122 01:16:25,260 --> 01:16:27,728 I hope you didn't take the opportunity to look at my feet? 1123 01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:28,900 Who I ? Not. 1124 01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:30,891 You know I don't wear panties. 1125 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:36,450 It seemed to me that she was wearing black lace panties. 1126 01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:38,651 - "Gildo, do you see the people there?" - Where? 1127 01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:41,175 - The fatter one? Here he is. - Yes. 1128 01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:45,618 Once he stopped me on the street, he touched my ass and said, "What a beautiful ass!" 1129 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:50,137 What was that? This is a typical compliment here in Romagna ... 1130 01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:53,451 - I think there are very nice people here? - No, they're like animals. 1131 01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:55,770 - And you have to teach him a lesson. - Me? 1132 01:16:55,940 --> 01:16:57,779 Only you are a guardian of the law, aren't you? 1133 01:16:57,791 --> 01:16:58,408 Yes but... 1134 01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:01,811 Then if you don't, I'll do it! Anyway, you know you disappointed me! 1135 01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:04,050 I thought you were in love with me too! 1136 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:08,657 But I'm indra .., I love you .., Lol , wait, wait a minute. 1137 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,143 Listen, do you see that dwarf-faced dwarf? 1138 01:17:14,144 --> 01:17:14,948 Gives. 1139 01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:19,571 He said you were three bastards, and if he goes out, he'll break everyone's face! 1140 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:28,254 Lol� ! 1141 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:34,779 - What do you want? - "What did you say you did to us?" 1142 01:17:35,060 --> 01:17:35,890 Euu? 1143 01:17:36,060 --> 01:17:38,528 I didn't say anything, I just said a compliment. 1144 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:41,658 - What a compliment! - How do you speak? 1145 01:17:41,820 --> 01:17:43,253 No more nonsense! 1146 01:17:43,420 --> 01:17:45,615 This is a slander. I'll sue you, maybe. 1147 01:17:45,780 --> 01:17:46,895 Who ? 1148 01:17:48,260 --> 01:17:50,774 - Come back. - I do not want... 1149 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,169 Now it's my turn! 1150 01:17:56,340 --> 01:17:59,173 Don't wait a minute, I think it's this gentleman's turn. 1151 01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,376 What did you want to do to us? 1152 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:05,219 - ti s no i mbr cat? - Not realy. 1153 01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:07,934 Then it's time to learn. 1154 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,097 Help, help. 1155 01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:23,498 It is not a soul like Jesus that I like more. 1156 01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:30,333 Rimini, my city of Rimini, how beautiful you are ... 1157 01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:37,730 Help ! Help, help! 1158 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:41,338 - Immediately! - Help ! 1159 01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:45,494 - I'll come right away, wait! - Faster faster! 1160 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:49,615 - "Zbor! Lat -m !" - Help ! 1161 01:18:49,780 --> 01:18:51,736 I'm here, right here. 1162 01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:58,098 - Help help. - Yes. 1163 01:18:58,260 --> 01:19:00,091 - I can not do this anymore. - Come on! 1164 01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:03,457 Save me, please Help ... 1165 01:19:05,420 --> 01:19:06,614 Help. 1166 01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:16,860 What did you do? 1167 01:19:16,980 --> 01:19:21,337 I swam, the jellyfish attacked me, look! 1168 01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:23,576 I'm sorry, but ... 1169 01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:27,011 - Look, here, here, here! - I can not. 1170 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:30,570 - Look here, here! - I can't ... I see! 1171 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:36,296 Look ! It's all burning now! It's like I'm Antonio's fire! 1172 01:19:36,460 --> 01:19:39,418 This is temptation, the temptation of St. Anthony! 1173 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:42,936 Burn and change color! I read in the encyclical ... 1174 01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:44,613 Not an encyclopedia ... 1175 01:19:44,860 --> 01:19:48,136 Jellyfish have such a poison that the skin turns blue! 1176 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:50,291 No, this is a reflection of the sea water! 1177 01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:53,577 Cover yourself, cover yourself Cover yourself! 1178 01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:56,738 Not ! I feel much worse! 1179 01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:58,773 Then... 1180 01:20:01,220 --> 01:20:02,619 You touched me! 1181 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:07,012 - "What can I do, I'm just not a doctor!" - Suck my poison from the burned places! 1182 01:20:07,180 --> 01:20:08,180 I do not ? Not. 1183 01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:12,179 - Do you know French? - No, I know perfect Latin. 1184 01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:15,412 Suck my poison otherwise it will swell even more! 1185 01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:16,410 Not. 1186 01:20:16,580 --> 01:20:18,730 I'm not a doctor I can't do anything! 1187 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:21,175 I urgently need help! Please ! 1188 01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:24,252 - What can I do? - I read in the encyclopedia! 1189 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:28,732 You have to get close to the victim and I am a victim, I was burned by jellyfish! 1190 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:31,289 I beg you, do me a favor! 1191 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,974 We need to call a doctor, a good doctor! 1192 01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:37,530 - Watch out! - Doctors, doctors! 1193 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:41,058 Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor! 1194 01:20:41,220 --> 01:20:44,337 Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor! 1195 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,655 Stop being stupid! 1196 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:52,418 Don't get me wrong, I almost killed five aircrafts. 1197 01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:53,729 I do not suck! 1198 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:58,610 It burns me here, here, here! My chest is burning! 1199 01:20:58,780 --> 01:21:01,499 I can not ! It just hurts to look at you! 1200 01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:03,935 I understand, I have a lot of tears! 1201 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:06,933 Enough! It's impossible ! 1202 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,852 - Please ! - Stop it! 1203 01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:10,516 I beg you, for God's sake! 1204 01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:13,532 - What you said ? - For God's sake ! 1205 01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:16,891 Okay, just because you mentioned the Almighty, .. 1206 01:21:17,060 --> 01:21:18,493 ... just for the sake of respect. 1207 01:21:18,660 --> 01:21:20,332 Here "- where exactly? Okay. 1208 01:21:20,860 --> 01:21:24,375 No, it doesn't hurt here! 1209 01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:27,377 - Passed ? - No, suck! 1210 01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:30,054 Do I have to suck all the time now? 1211 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:34,974 Look, it's already better, better ... Go on! 1212 01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:38,934 It has passed and now it does not pass to me! 1213 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:41,933 Look, please, here! I'm burning with fire here! 1214 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:45,410 And here, just easy, a little. 1215 01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:47,138 - With pleasure. - Yes. 1216 01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:51,489 Mul umesc! This u urare! 1217 01:21:51,660 --> 01:21:56,211 What a relief! Much better, you are very kind! 1218 01:21:57,420 --> 01:22:01,015 And now, if you want, I can suck you too! 1219 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:06,577 That's what my kangaroo did to me every time and it was wonderful! 1220 01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,895 - You know I didn't even hope. - What ? 1221 01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:13,493 That you go out with me. 1222 01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:16,243 What you agree, you agree that you will 1223 01:22:16,255 --> 01:22:18,734 agree to go for a walk with me. 1224 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,856 - Neither do I. - This ? 1225 01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,651 - Me neither ! - Oh yes ! 1226 01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:27,016 Where are you taking me? 1227 01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:36,537 Did you see Milan0? I hope the two of us fall in love? 1228 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,650 Is awesome ? 1229 01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:40,050 Explain to me why I came here. 1230 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:44,418 To put Italy at your feet: Milan, the Gallery, the Dome! 1231 01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:48,051 Because you're like a fragile Gothic bell tower, 1232 01:22:48,052 --> 01:22:52,294 which beats and which the pigeons have decided to sit on! 1233 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:56,093 For your information, they put nets in Milan 1234 01:22:56,094 --> 01:22:59,578 so that the pigeons do not soil the streets. 1235 01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:01,809 Did they put nets? 1236 01:23:02,420 --> 01:23:05,617 Then where do I do it, in skyscrapers? 1237 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:09,136 - Where they want! - Did you choose Torino to run away from me? 1238 01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:12,770 A charming town, famous for raising sheep! 1239 01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:15,977 - Or Turin? - From, oi, mine. 1240 01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:20,338 - Do I have to laugh too? - That's not funny ! 1241 01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:24,893 Liliana, where are you going? Beware of traffic! 1242 01:23:31,580 --> 01:23:35,858 Max, let's go! I'm tired! 1243 01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:39,813 You know I'm leaving! 1244 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:41,289 How, to leave? 1245 01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:45,248 Right now when we get to the Eternal City ... 1246 01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:47,138 ... you want to dirty everything! 1247 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,975 - "I don't like these jokes at all." - What a joke, I'm absolutely serious ... 1248 01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:51,970 Come to me. 1249 01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:54,734 - What are you doing ? - I'm doing the right thing, don't worry! 1250 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:57,858 - Let's go! - Come on, come here! 1251 01:23:58,060 --> 01:24:01,097 Let me go! Stop it! 1252 01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:04,295 - He's looking at us. - Who's watching? 1253 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:05,370 Fuck ! 1254 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:08,100 Garda elve�ian� ? 1255 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:11,535 Lilliana ! 1256 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:19,008 Let's go, let's go! 1257 01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:22,775 - Liliana! - Hello ! 1258 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:27,100 Well, today is the day we had a beautiful day. 1259 01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:31,572 First of all: he soiled my ashtray in the car; Secondly: he refused me! 1260 01:24:32,380 --> 01:24:34,018 Well, that's what we're used to. 1261 01:24:34,180 --> 01:24:37,092 Thirdly, he forced me to pay for the tickets. 1262 01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:42,776 Lilliana! Go to hell! 1263 01:24:57,940 --> 01:25:02,491 Listen, what's with this red heart? 1264 01:25:03,340 --> 01:25:07,538 - Is it a sports association? - Sports association? 1265 01:25:07,740 --> 01:25:09,298 Somewhat,.. 1266 01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:13,173 ... you have permission to play sports, to go 1267 01:25:13,185 --> 01:25:16,533 walk, run, and even play baseball. 1268 01:25:19,060 --> 01:25:21,449 Now what are we doing ? 1269 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:26,413 Jump in the water and swim towards the beach! 1270 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:30,650 We could only do this because I don't know how to swim ... 1271 01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:35,170 - I'll try to do it. "But you drove the boat so well!" 1272 01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:37,649 But that doesn't mean I know how to swim. 1273 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:39,492 I took it and went. 1274 01:25:39,780 --> 01:25:42,613 Listen, I wanted to tell you something. 1275 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:46,158 Despite the fact that we don't even know who 1276 01:25:46,170 --> 01:25:48,977 we are "we will never see each other again." 1277 01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:52,176 It was spectacular! 1278 01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:58,618 Yes, but now, as a human being, for the sake of what happened ... 1279 01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:00,850 ... I can solve it. 1280 01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:06,253 Why ? Did something happen? 1281 01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:08,769 - Nothing ! - Nothing ? 1282 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:13,377 No, it was a dream. 1283 01:26:13,660 --> 01:26:16,572 I have to go ... Someone is waiting for me. 1284 01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:19,050 I have to go ... It's time to say goodbye! 1285 01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:20,220 Good ! 1286 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:22,171 Goodbye, my savior! 1287 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:31,769 Goodbye ! 1288 01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:35,170 - Goodbye ! - Goodbye ! 1289 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:48,929 If there's anyone up there who can hear me! 1290 01:26:49,180 --> 01:26:52,217 Help me start this engine! 1291 01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:59,136 So you didn't get mad at me? Aren't you upset? 1292 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:03,729 Yes, this is Karim Hotel ... I'm bringing it to you now. 1293 01:27:04,060 --> 01:27:06,779 Mr. Praetor, on the phone! 1294 01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:12,010 La phone! Hello? 1295 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:15,095 Yes I am. 1296 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:18,412 Hello, Prefect. 1297 01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:26,137 I've been waiting for your call for two days ... I'm a little excited. 1298 01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:32,454 I was very worried ... I even looked for you in the pit, on the hammock! 1299 01:27:34,820 --> 01:27:37,812 He is a very sporty Prefect, like my father. 1300 01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:40,176 I wanted to put you to the test. 1301 01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:44,459 Disappear for a while to be sure of your love! 1302 01:27:44,820 --> 01:27:47,892 To make sure you love me! 1303 01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:52,099 - Do you love me, tell me? - Yes. 1304 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:58,178 - Stronger ! - Yes, I respect you very much! 1305 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,730 Your voice is crazy. 1306 01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:05,696 Tell me you want to kiss me on the mouth! 1307 01:28:06,260 --> 01:28:11,573 - I want to kiss you on the mouth! - Stronger ! I want to hear it louder! 1308 01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,329 I want to ... This is Mr. Prefect. 1309 01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:19,409 I want to kiss you on the lips, kiss on the lips! 1310 01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:25,499 Come today at three ... I'm waiting for you on Wisteria Street, no. 31. 1311 01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:32,135 We will be alone and happy: I, you and love, so much love! 1312 01:28:47,020 --> 01:28:49,011 - Gives ? - Gildo. 1313 01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:52,975 Are you I'm waiting for you ... Get up, fast. 1314 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,294 Yes ... What floor? 1315 01:28:56,460 --> 01:28:58,974 "Twenty-seven." "I'll be there in a moment!" 1316 01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:05,130 What a nightmare, my God ... 1317 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:09,733 The creator of the elevator is a true genius. 1318 01:29:10,140 --> 01:29:18,536 So ... it should ... it should be the twenty-seventh ... 1319 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:21,460 This hellish adventure. 1320 01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:23,656 I can not do this anymore. 1321 01:32:51,140 --> 01:32:54,928 - Lol , I'm burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing? 1322 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:56,328 My love 1323 01:32:56,660 --> 01:33:00,539 - Come on now ... let's do it right here! - What to do? 1324 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,531 What do we do? 1325 01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:08,452 The pills are actually starting to work, they are not already working! 1326 01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:10,929 Lol , .. I love you! 1327 01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:14,617 But I'm not sure about your love! Where is the proof? 1328 01:33:14,780 --> 01:33:16,133 How, where is the evidence? 1329 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:18,609 As soon as you called me, I got here right away 1330 01:33:18,610 --> 01:33:21,294 And I went up to the floor one hundred without a lift! 1331 01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:25,738 Lol , I beg you, I want to live with you, I want to marry you. 1332 01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:30,257 You want to quit my job! Do you want to go to Honolulu? 1333 01:33:30,620 --> 01:33:33,498 Let's go to Honolulu! In Paris, so in Paris! 1334 01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:35,332 Milan, decide Milan! 1335 01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:38,375 Are you ready to fulfill all my wishes? 1336 01:33:38,540 --> 01:33:39,609 Everything you want. 1337 01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:41,896 Take off your shoes first. 1338 01:33:58,220 --> 01:34:02,008 "Look at the two or two." "What a beast!" 1339 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:23,999 You know how excited I am to think that a male body is hiding under this skirt! 1340 01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:27,391 - Aren't you excited? - I'm not very ... 1341 01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:31,269 Because on the road I almost lost my shoe ... 1342 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:35,115 I didn't hear a kind word ... not a single one! 1343 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:39,159 Try to be more feminine, change your voice! 1344 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,912 Lol , can I ask you something? 1345 01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:49,668 Can't I understand why you forced me to dress like this? 1346 01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:52,959 - Did you see the movie 9 and a half weeks ago? - Not. 1347 01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:56,112 She dresses in men's clothes to please him. 1348 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,919 You don't want to please me? 1349 01:34:58,680 --> 01:34:59,680 - Liliana! - What the ? 1350 01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,714 - I said my name was Liliana. - Good ! 1351 01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:05,478 - do you? - This ? 1352 01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:08,519 - What's your name? - What does it matter? 1353 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:13,029 - Just so I know! - Leremia, but you can call me Jerry! 1354 01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:16,478 - Where are you taking Jerry? - Let's make a dent! 1355 01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:28,451 I broke up a while ago. 1356 01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:32,891 I have been helping my husband for twelve years. 1357 01:35:33,580 --> 01:35:38,893 He had a small business, but he didn't understand anything about the business ... 1358 01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:46,212 - That's how I helped him. - Enough! Let's not talk about that. 1359 01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:51,691 Let's talk about ourselves and everything that will follow. 1360 01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:59,251 Look who's here! You two barely knew each other! 1361 01:36:01,260 --> 01:36:02,898 Be good. 1362 01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:20,212 - What happened? - Let's go. 1363 01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:25,294 What are you doing ? 1364 01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:30,818 - "I want you! Here and now!" - No no ! 1365 01:36:31,020 --> 01:36:34,569 Do you want it too? Tell me, do you want it too? 1366 01:36:34,740 --> 01:36:38,016 Yes, but not here, please take me to your house. 1367 01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:39,130 Not. 1368 01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:41,018 - Or me! - No, no, I want it here! 1369 01:36:41,180 --> 01:36:43,136 - Come to you ! - No, here, here! 1370 01:36:43,300 --> 01:36:44,399 On the beach, on the beach! 1371 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:47,293 No, here, I want to do it here in front of everyone! 1372 01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:49,695 - Undress! - I feel weird! 1373 01:36:50,060 --> 01:36:54,531 Look, I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid! 1374 01:36:54,980 --> 01:36:56,379 What are you doing ? 1375 01:36:56,620 --> 01:36:58,975 - Only you ! - Not ! 1376 01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:01,529 - I swear! - Help ! 1377 01:37:01,980 --> 01:37:05,211 Don't worry, do it every night! 1378 01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:08,497 - How? Jerry, calm down! - I'm calm. 1379 01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:11,493 - Calm down! "I'm completely calm." 1380 01:37:13,820 --> 01:37:15,651 - Jerry ! - A�adar, domni�oar� ? 1381 01:37:15,820 --> 01:37:19,210 Can I take it now or will you bring it home to me later? 1382 01:37:19,380 --> 01:37:22,417 - "Who is it, your son?" - No, darling, my husband! 1383 01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:26,817 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 1384 01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:29,316 Don't worry I'm used to doing this to make me jealous! 1385 01:37:29,340 --> 01:37:33,492 He wants me to be jealous, poor thing! 1386 01:37:34,780 --> 01:37:37,340 So beautiful, and so attractive! 1387 01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:38,933 But it's no good! 1388 01:37:39,380 --> 01:37:44,135 You haven't lost anything, darling! It never reaches the object! 1389 01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:45,494 She is not able! 1390 01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:51,492 Kisses, caresses, most at the bottom, I don't know if you understand me? 1391 01:37:52,020 --> 01:37:55,012 Do you know my name? Lubita mea 1392 01:37:56,660 --> 01:38:01,893 Are you upset? You wanted to sleep with him, didn't you, darling? 1393 01:38:02,260 --> 01:38:05,252 - But what went through your mind? "Go to the beach!" 1394 01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:09,254 There you will find someone who will fix everything for you, go dear! 1395 01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:13,174 Come on, wake up! Get up! 1396 01:38:16,540 --> 01:38:17,655 Come on! 1397 01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:24,136 - Are you dancing? - Yes, I'm dancing! 1398 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:27,414 But not the two of us! I need to find a man. 1399 01:38:27,580 --> 01:38:31,414 A man? Honey, maybe you don't understand yet. 1400 01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:33,935 Even if I'm in a woman's dress, .. 1401 01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:37,979 ... I feel a strong physical attraction for you that I can't control! 1402 01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:41,769 I'm in love with you to the core ... I love you so much! 1403 01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:43,578 I love you too! 1404 01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:46,978 But you must fulfill my last wish. 1405 01:38:47,140 --> 01:38:48,573 ... then I'll be yours! 1406 01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:50,819 Go ! Come on 1407 01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:52,898 With whom? 1408 01:38:54,740 --> 01:38:58,096 - Go with that one! - With that, with this beard? 1409 01:39:03,940 --> 01:39:06,408 - Are you giving me a dance? - Thank you, I'd rather not. 1410 01:39:06,580 --> 01:39:07,774 Why ? 1411 01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:11,092 Ascult , hope you're comfortable... 1412 01:39:11,260 --> 01:39:15,811 ... I dance with whoever I want - whenever I want. 1413 01:39:15,980 --> 01:39:20,451 How? Thanks ... Very human. 1414 01:39:25,540 --> 01:39:32,093 Almost immediately it turned out that the one with the beard is a great fisherman. 1415 01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,570 ... but don't dance. 1416 01:39:35,260 --> 01:39:37,330 - Find another one. - Where? 1417 01:39:37,620 --> 01:39:40,498 Go to the one with the hat? Dance a tango with him. 1418 01:39:40,660 --> 01:39:42,218 - Tango? - is rut -l. 1419 01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:43,733 - How? - On the lips ! 1420 01:39:43,900 --> 01:39:46,255 - What the ? - You got it very well. 1421 01:39:47,060 --> 01:39:51,815 Yes, but you know, Lol, I'm making you a confidante. I haven't kissed anyone on the lips yet. 1422 01:39:51,980 --> 01:39:53,379 It's time to start. 1423 01:39:53,540 --> 01:39:57,533 But I'd rather start with you, my dear! 1424 01:39:57,740 --> 01:40:01,050 Just like I told you! If not, you will make me angry and you will never see me again! 1425 01:40:01,220 --> 01:40:06,135 No, no, I kissed him on the lips, the one with the hat. 1426 01:40:15,580 --> 01:40:20,096 Good evening ... Sir, are you giving me this dance? 1427 01:40:21,380 --> 01:40:24,736 Do me a favor ... and I'll explain later. 1428 01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:16,459 Have you all seen it? It was his initiative! 1429 01:42:16,660 --> 01:42:17,809 S-au s rutat ! 1430 01:42:17,980 --> 01:42:23,816 Here he is, Judge Morelli, who has closed my "Blue Angel" cabaret. 1431 01:42:24,020 --> 01:42:25,931 ... a fiery defender of morality! 1432 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,216 Now, I finally managed to expose you! 1433 01:42:28,380 --> 01:42:30,848 And for you it's all over! Pig ! 1434 01:42:34,620 --> 01:42:37,214 Do you want me to give you this daisy? 1435 01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:42,775 Now you take these and I take these. 1436 01:42:49,300 --> 01:42:50,813 Let's make a boat. 1437 01:42:52,380 --> 01:42:55,372 Pio Pio! Still not sleeping at this hour? 1438 01:42:55,780 --> 01:42:58,533 What are you looking at? I hate monsters! 1439 01:42:59,300 --> 01:43:03,532 Tonight I saw enough monsters! Good night! 1440 01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:11,535 And if my mother comes, tell her ... that nothing happened. 1441 01:43:50,900 --> 01:43:52,777 - Who is it? - Liliana? 1442 01:43:54,060 --> 01:43:57,291 - Can I sleep here with you? - But I, now I'm ... 1443 01:43:57,780 --> 01:43:59,340 I'm scared of TV monsters! 1444 01:43:59,460 --> 01:44:02,054 The monsters? I told you! 1445 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:05,378 My mother lets me sleep with her every time I'm scared! 1446 01:44:05,540 --> 01:44:09,931 - Then go to your mother! "She's not sleeping at home tonight." 1447 01:44:11,580 --> 01:44:17,132 - You don't have children? - Me? No, unfortunately. 1448 01:44:18,220 --> 01:44:22,372 Then let's pretend I'm your child and you're my mother. 1449 01:44:24,540 --> 01:44:29,216 I am your mother and you are my child. 1450 01:44:30,700 --> 01:44:32,930 Now I feel safe ... and you? 1451 01:44:36,740 --> 01:44:37,855 Me ? 1452 01:44:39,660 --> 01:44:41,298 What are you doing ? 1453 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:46,412 Pio ... Pio? 1454 01:44:47,020 --> 01:44:49,860 Can you explain to me, why they brought you here dressed in women's clothes? 1455 01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:57,651 Because ... I went ... to the carnival. 1456 01:44:57,820 --> 01:44:58,889 Vara? 1457 01:44:59,620 --> 01:45:06,492 Yes, because ... I'm very busy in the winter ... 1458 01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:11,770 ... I'm going to the masquerade ... in August. 1459 01:45:12,380 --> 01:45:15,133 Normally, you don't want to tell me the truth ... 1460 01:45:15,300 --> 01:45:17,939 - At least, are you okay? - A a ia a. 1461 01:45:18,100 --> 01:45:19,892 Can you talk to a psychologist? 1462 01:45:19,893 --> 01:45:23,538 Dr. Piedimonte, thank you for everything. 1463 01:45:23,980 --> 01:45:26,624 But now until this whole story is over, 1464 01:45:26,625 --> 01:45:29,213 I honestly don't want to talk to anyone anymore. 1465 01:45:30,580 --> 01:45:31,933 Not even with me? 1466 01:45:32,340 --> 01:45:33,409 Lol� ! 1467 01:45:34,540 --> 01:45:37,771 Sorry, I have to go. 1468 01:45:42,100 --> 01:45:45,297 Did you come to enjoy your revenge? 1469 01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:50,616 I also saw newspapers, an article on a whole page 1470 01:45:50,617 --> 01:45:52,975 with the announcement and with photos ... 1471 01:45:53,300 --> 01:45:55,177 ... and announce it in tomorrow's paper. 1472 01:45:56,100 --> 01:45:57,772 Congratulations, a beautiful victory! 1473 01:45:57,940 --> 01:46:02,218 Too bad you didn't bet you could have won a lot! 1474 01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:04,940 But as for me, you won. 1475 01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:09,059 No ... I came to tell you I was defeated. 1476 01:46:09,900 --> 01:46:13,575 And to forgive me for my behavior, here we go. 1477 01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:16,538 ... these are the movies with yesterday's photos. 1478 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,850 They will never be printed in newspapers! 1479 01:46:19,020 --> 01:46:23,332 And now, if you want, we could always be together! 1480 01:46:27,780 --> 01:46:32,376 No, no, Lol or Ramona, or whatever your name is. 1481 01:46:32,940 --> 01:46:37,411 We are not made for each other! Our roads are parting! 1482 01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:42,210 And my path goes in a completely different direction. 1483 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:47,616 - "Gildo, you can't!" - Yes, you can ... 1484 01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:51,137 You see, this adventure turned my life upside down. 1485 01:46:51,340 --> 01:46:59,213 For me, it was like living my whole life ... It changed me completely! 1486 01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:01,737 Gildo, my love, what do you say? 1487 01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:05,336 Nothing, it's just that you're a real woman. 1488 01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:08,094 ... and I'm a far too weak man. 1489 01:47:08,260 --> 01:47:09,409 Hi, plec. 1490 01:47:10,380 --> 01:47:15,010 Maybe from now on my new life will begin for me. 1491 01:47:15,820 --> 01:47:18,653 - Beautiful! - Gildo, my love, Gildo! 1492 01:47:18,860 --> 01:47:20,293 Where are you going ? Guild! 1493 01:47:20,460 --> 01:47:23,657 - What happened? - I don't know, it's kind of weird. 1494 01:47:23,820 --> 01:47:24,969 How weird? 1495 01:47:47,660 --> 01:47:50,174 - My name is Pino. - My name is Gildo. 1496 01:48:09,540 --> 01:48:10,859 Bun� diminea�a ! 1497 01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:17,133 Bun diminished, .. this drug addict! 1498 01:48:17,860 --> 01:48:19,498 Breakfast in bed! 1499 01:48:20,060 --> 01:48:21,493 Complete services! 1500 01:48:23,220 --> 01:48:26,530 By the way, if you don't mind, I'd like to work something out. 1501 01:48:28,940 --> 01:48:31,818 - Which ? - Only 250,000. 1502 01:48:34,980 --> 01:48:36,379 I'm sorry I didn't understand! 1503 01:48:36,540 --> 01:48:38,986 Usually, my mother's friends pay me three 1504 01:48:38,998 --> 01:48:41,455 hundreds of thousands, but I gave them a discount! 1505 01:48:44,180 --> 01:48:46,520 It's not so much to experience the thrill 1506 01:48:46,521 --> 01:48:47,889 of all that is forbidden. 1507 01:48:51,020 --> 01:48:54,251 Lat and your rest! I need to create a base myself. 1508 01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:57,932 Otherwise, how will I make my first billion? 1509 01:48:58,260 --> 01:49:00,694 You promised to tell me! 1510 01:49:02,060 --> 01:49:04,210 Okay ... I did it! 1511 01:49:04,460 --> 01:49:06,849 Did you do it? And how was it, how was it? 1512 01:49:08,860 --> 01:49:10,339 Wonderful! 1513 01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:14,891 From your tone, it looks awful ... But to him, what grade do you give him? 1514 01:49:15,100 --> 01:49:17,455 - To him, which one? - The one on the moped? 1515 01:49:17,700 --> 01:49:20,055 - It wasn't with the moped. - Incredible! 1516 01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:21,448 Then with whom? 1517 01:49:24,060 --> 01:49:26,036 I won't even tell you if I should kill you! 1518 01:49:26,060 --> 01:49:29,088 Tell me, at least, if I know him too? 1519 01:49:29,100 --> 01:49:30,451 "Da, �l cuno�ti." 1520 01:49:31,380 --> 01:49:34,053 But not as good as you think! 1521 01:49:38,180 --> 01:49:39,454 Lillian ! 1522 01:49:41,580 --> 01:49:44,617 What does he have to do with all this? It's not his fault! 1523 01:49:45,700 --> 01:49:48,533 Yes, maybe you're right. It was my mistake. 1524 01:49:49,460 --> 01:49:51,610 But now I feel much better. 1525 01:49:52,380 --> 01:49:55,929 Goodbye, Simona, thank you! Goodbye, darling! 1526 01:49:57,540 --> 01:49:58,768 Ciao. 1527 01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:00,500 Let's go to the sea. 1528 01:50:00,620 --> 01:50:05,694 Fly to Oslo and then ride a reindeer sleigh like Santa Claus! 1529 01:50:07,020 --> 01:50:09,215 Alltalia, takeoff to Oslo. 1530 01:50:09,380 --> 01:50:10,495 I have to go. 1531 01:50:10,660 --> 01:50:12,457 - Goodbye, brother. - Goodbye ! 1532 01:50:13,500 --> 01:50:15,650 - Goodbye. - Goodbye ! 1533 01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:19,017 If I pass through Lapland, I'll look for you! 1534 01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:22,297 It is said that at the North Pole guests are offered wives. 1535 01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:24,337 ... and if you refuse, they feel offended. 1536 01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:25,500 Do not talk nonsense ! 1537 01:50:25,580 --> 01:50:29,619 I hope you don't dare marry a lapel with leather panties. 1538 01:50:32,620 --> 01:50:35,180 From this moment, smoking is allowed. 1539 01:50:35,820 --> 01:50:39,859 I'm glad you're traveling to Scandinavia, Amalia. 1540 01:50:40,020 --> 01:50:43,569 "Are you going to Frankfurt?" - Well, in Oslo. 1541 01:50:43,980 --> 01:50:45,208 La Oslo? 1542 01:50:45,780 --> 01:50:49,170 And then continue the journey to Lapland. 1543 01:50:49,700 --> 01:50:51,611 What will you do in Lapland? 1544 01:50:51,860 --> 01:50:55,330 The Association of Social Workers sent me there. 1545 01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:58,458 I will work with a priest. 1546 01:50:58,620 --> 01:51:00,497 Is it Italian or Lappish? 1547 01:51:00,660 --> 01:51:02,935 Nu ! Italian, italian ! 1548 01:51:03,220 --> 01:51:06,451 That's the only positive thing, instead, for the rest ... 1549 01:51:06,620 --> 01:51:07,973 What, the rest? 1550 01:51:08,220 --> 01:51:13,294 Looks like we're going to live in some kind of igloo, just him and me ... 1551 01:51:13,580 --> 01:51:17,368 ... alone, working together all day rather than night. 1552 01:51:18,700 --> 01:51:22,852 You know that polar night lasts half a year! 1553 01:51:23,780 --> 01:51:27,978 And all this time I will be alone with him! 1554 01:51:31,860 --> 01:51:34,294 Mission is mission. 1555 01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,172 It's about Rimini.